AWOL (and how!)
Monk needs a couple of days away.
the insanity is killing me.
check back soon.
"I can't understand why more people haven't added you as a favorite. You are one rad fucker!" -- uridium15, diaryland
Pardon the brief interlude...I fell asleep watching a re-run of Everybody Loves Raymond and just woke up...
So, tomorrow ol' Canada has an election...
I finally got a foolproof way to smuggle drugs through airport security and onto airplanes.
A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.
When I was but-a-wee-lad, we spent a lot of time hanging around old hockey arenas while my oldest brother, who was 4 years older, would enjoy the sport.
Ya know what you never hear about anymore? Glasnost. What's the deal?
Last night, I was in a pub where the menu featured “boneless chicken wings”.
Well, its a mere four days into 2006 and I've already stumbled upon a loaded buffet of useless information and ridiculous news to pass on. In case you missed this particular item, please feel free to peruse it and hope you never find yourself becoming so disturbingly desperate as Ms. Tendler:
Well, well, well, lovely Laila (http://lailachris.blogspot.com/) has tagged me. She should've known better. Still, she's kinda cute so I will appease here with my 5 Weird Habits (Saucy style):