SOMEONE'S BOUND TO SAY 'YES'

Have you seen these ads for speed dating?

How desperate have we become for a quick fix? 25 dates in one night. 3 minutes a date. I guess these people presume 3 minutes allows you enough time to figure out if you're compatible with someone.

Well, why even go 3 minutes? I think we can do this in 3 questions:

What's your name?
Do you have any communicable diseases?
And do you want to go home and have sex with me right now?