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Friday, September 08, 2006

For Once, A Good Day In Hollywood

Hilton Arrested for Drunk Driving

Socialite Paris Hilton was arrested in the early hours of yesterday morning on suspicion of drunk driving. The aspiring pop star, 25, was pulled over by police in Hollywood around 12:30am, officer I. Isabella confirms.

Lohan Robbed at Heathrow Airport

Lindsay Lohan was left devastated in London yesterday afternoon when her beloved Hermes Birkin bag was stolen from her trolley at Heathrow Airport. Lohan's publicist Leslie Sloane has confirmed her client was robbed at the airport, adding, "She is begging for the return of the items. She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

Thank you fate, you devil.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

The Minds That Changed The World

(ok, so its a long way to go for a punchline, so what?!)

Francis Bacon. Thomas Hobbes. Voltaire. Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Adam Smith. Isaac Newton. Bertrand Russell. Ayn Rand. Jean-Paul Sartre. Marshall McLuhan. Rene Descartes. Soren Kierkegaard. Franz Kafka. Sigmund Freud. Fyodor Dostoevsky. Emile Durkheim. Immanuel Kant. Thomas Jefferson. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. Friedrich Wilhelm Joseph vo Schelling. Johann Friedrich Herbart. Auguste Comte. John Stuart Mill. Charles Darwin. Karl Marx. Johann Frederick Engels. Friedrich Nietzsche. And Borje Salming.