More True Facts (I Just Made Up)

When the singer Sting dies, we will be grammatically obliged to called him Stung.

Don’t let the label fool you – butter pecan coffee neither has butter or pecans in it.

Same thing with Orange Brandy coffee.

Piercings are fun! But not in the eyelid.

When you think about it, caffeine is probably also the cow word for “pre-teen”.

Freud once said that children who get stuck to metal poles after licking them in the winter have an “oral fixation”.

Eating the prime rib at Denny’s can give you rheumatoid arthritis.