I Woke Up With 5 Things On My Mind

Ya know what you never hear about anymore? Glasnost. What's the deal?

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There are claims that Guantanamo Bay detainee Omar Khadr was used as a "human mop" to clean up urine. Ya gotta hand it to the U.S. military - they're resourceful.

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Dear CTV, we all get it - Rex Goudie has a CD out. Now piss off.

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Remember that father on that TV show Gimme A Break? What the fuck was his problem?

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Ever actually tried a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich? Elvis was a sick fucker.