Just Cause They're Mammals Don't Make It Right

Well, its a mere four days into 2006 and I've already stumbled upon a loaded buffet of useless information and ridiculous news to pass on. In case you missed this particular item, please feel free to peruse it and hope you never find yourself becoming so disturbingly desperate as Ms. Tendler:

JERUSALEM (AP) - In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin. Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Will someone please just give this woman a jolly-good ol' rogering already...