You know I'm getting sick of seeing these cheesy bumper stickers that read "I'd rather...".
You know the ones:

I'd rather be golfing.
I'd rather be hunting.
I'd rather be camping.
I'd rather be boating.
I'd rather be fishing.

Or the extremely clever...

I'd rather be driving.

Ya? Well I'd rather be jerking off. Get the fuck outta my way you slow-driving fucker. I'd rather be passing you and getting on with my life.