Pret-a-Pow! Blam! Wham!

Ya know what amazes me? These superheroes that design and make their own costumes.

Spider-Man, Catwoman, Iron Man, Batman…

All impeccably dressed in elaborate fashions.

Fuck saving the world from evil doers – these people should be releasing their own clothing lines.

I say leave the dangerous, heroic shit to the police, Pedro – you got an eye for flash, Captain Couture!

You’d never catch Karl Lagerfeld trying to stop a bank robbery by a dude with 4 mechanical tentacles fused onto his back.