Famous (Re-Written) Movie Scenes # 17

And now a famous scene from CASABLANCA:

Ilsa
Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam
I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa
Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam
Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
Ilsa
I'll hum it for you. Da-dee-da-dee-da-dum, da-dee-da-dee-da-dum...[Sam begins playing]

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And now the original scene before it was edited:


Ilsa
Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam
I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa
Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam
Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
Ilsa
I'll hum it for you. Da-dee-da-dee-da-dum, da-dee-da-dee-da-dum...
Sam
Sorry Miss Ilsa, can’t place that.
Ilsa
Come on, Sam…you know… Da-dee-da-dee-da-dum, da-dee-da-dee-da-dum...
Sam
Oh, do you mean…”De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da”…the one by The Police?
Ilsa
No!! Listen close… Da-dee-da-dee-da-dum, da-dee-da-dee-da-dum...
Sam
Uhhhhh….nope.
Ilsa
Da-dee-da-dee-da-dum, da-dee-da...
Sam

[interrupting]
I don't know it okay. How much you been drinking tonight anyhow?
Ilsa
Play the song, asshole!!!
Sam
Look, would you step off bitch! Are you gonna pick another song or just stay here skitzin’ and trippin’ on my ass? I get paid by tha joint so if you’re not here to make a request or put some scrilla in tha jar, then jet, yo! Y'all is stinkin’ up tha joint with yer skanky ho-cake anyhow, bee-yotch!