Gravy For Dogs

I just saw a TV commercial for Iams Savoury Sauce for dogs.

It's basically what looks like a bottle of salad dressing that you pour all over your mutt's dry dog food and the canine gobbles it up like...well, like a damn dog.

Okay, enough treating our pets better than our fellow human beings, alright - they're fucking dogs. I've seen people refuse to give apple cores to homeless people out of spite, but now they're willing to add gravy to their dog's chow to enhance the food experience for an animal that eats its own asshole. Somehow I don't think a dog is really appreciating the effort of a condiment on his food when he's likely only going to puke it up on the linoleum and then re-eat it again. Yum! Savoury!