Masters of the Obvious

Today Reuters reported this stunningly obvious piece of information for the truly backward:

LONDON (Reuters) - Washing hands with soap can halve the number of young children suffering from pneumonia, the leading killer of youngsters under 5 years old worldwide...Researchers from the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta have shown improved hygiene could save many lives, particularly in poor countries.

Good job to the boys in Atlanta. Now you can go back to the Alf re-run marathon on TBS until you come up with another genius discovery.