Sex Laws We Should All Live By...

I just stumbled upon some interesting sex laws in the US. If these are all real (and I have no doubt they are), Lord save us all...

In Tremonton, Utah, women are banned from having sex with men while riding in ambulances.
Now, where's the fun in being a paramedic? C'mon, if you can't fuck your mangled semi-conscious car crash patients on the way to the hospital, what's the point, really?

In Norfolk, Virginia, no one may have sex in a motorcycle sidecar.
Who is this law for? Hobbits? Have you seen a sidecar? This law is like having a law that says "no one may have sex in a Nyquil cup".

In Buckfield, Maine, legislation calls it illegal for cab drivers "to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from an establishment serving alcoholic beverages.
I think I know a few college friends who should be in jail right now...BUT hey, this brings up an interesting point? It says "gives him sexual favors". Well, what if you got a female cabbie? It doesn't happen often, but it could. Would that be OK? Is it even possible to perform fellatio on a woman working a clutch? Don't you run the risk of having your head popped like a grape? All interesting points to take under consideration.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no one may shoot off a gun when his female partner achieves orgasm.
I'm assuming this is not a euphemism.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for men to have sex with live fish.
But, one would have to guess, dead fish are OK? Those sick fucking Minnesotans.

In Nevada, "it is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session."
This one's pretty ridiculous isn't it? To be in any form of political office, you obviously can't pretend to act like a dick. Don't you pretty much have to BE one?