Ya, But Where's All The Goblins At?

In today's news....

LONDON (Reuters) - Australian scientists said on Tuesday they have discovered more remains of hobbit-sized humans which belong to a previously unknown species that lived at the end of the last Ice Age.

Does this not freak anyone else out? And here I thought Elijah Wood was a really good actor. Turns out he's really a fucking hobbit. Holy shit.

And get this....Gandalf is gay. Holy shit.

I'm going home to cry. I'm a mere mortal.