Another Reason To Kill Your Television

A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.

Is this really shocking to anyone? Ofcourse TV cuts into people's sex lives. TV isn't there to provide you with anything - well, except for a fat ass, softened vision and whole lot of spent time. How is it that anyone would expect TV to do anything but cut into people's sex lives? That's like holding a study to see if "having a gorgeous, sex-starved naked chick in your bedroom leads to more sex".

Um, ya......even with the big-screen TV.

The study also found certain programmes are far more likely to impede passion than others. Well, no kidding.

Ya know, for some reason, a half hour of According To Jim just doesn't provide me with the stimulation to support an adequate chubby.

Go figure.