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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Maybe If The Popemobile Was Car-Jacked...

I just read a poll this morning that stated only 12% of people thought a new pope would revive the popularity of Catholicism. 88% said it won’t.

So tell me again…why was CNN running non-stop coverage of the selection of a new pope for the past 3 days?

Wasn’t there some al Qaeda-affiliated celebrity-stalking serial rapist-pedophile-murderer suicide bomber with a case of mad cow disease and a cure for cancer armed with a bottle of anthrax involved in a dangerous live police chase down the middle of Hollywood boulevard driving recklessly in Michael Jackson's car-jacked limousine while Ryan Seacrest was being presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame they could be covering or something?

Just seems like it would’ve made more interesting TV to me.