Another Damn List...

Here is another list I just came up with, this one a list of children's books that will likely never be published. More useless information, courtesy of yours truly, the Saucy Monk. Love You.

If You Suck Your Thumb, People Will Hate You

Walter the Dog With Uncontrollable Diarrhea

The Grinch Who Looted New Orleans

Fun With H5N1

Playing With Satan: A Paint-By-Numbers Book

Mommy, What's A Brazillian Wax?

Why Bananas Will Kill You

Cunnilingus The Turtle

The Playtime Book of Racial Stereotypes

The Complete Transcipts from Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill Hearings of 1991: A Bedtime Story