How To Smuggle Drugs (A Saucy Tip)

I finally got a foolproof way to smuggle drugs through airport security and onto airplanes.

I bought this small hollow container that looks just like a 'AA' battery.
It's perfect to hide drugs in.

All you gotta do is, first, put the drugs in it.

Then, screw on the lid.

Then I place the "battery" in my electric toothbrush.

And then I hide the toothbrush in my ass.

This has been another useless tip courtesy of the Saucy Monk.