A Small Bite From Miscellania

Pardon the brief interlude...I fell asleep watching a re-run of Everybody Loves Raymond and just woke up...

I'll write more, but I need to have an Extra-Jumbo java first. In the meantime, here's 4 Bites off the top of my head:

TV talk show hosts always sit to the left of their guests.

Is the added smell of urine really enough evidence to determine if that dirty homeless guy having a heated conversation to no one is really crazy?

Who is the stupid fuck who stole the hole out of my donut. I want 10% of my money back.

Are you a male with red hair. Get ready. You'll be balding in no time.