Entertainment Minute

Grammy-winning Kanye West will soon star in an innovative feature film inspired by his music, proving once again, we just can't help putting perfectly good actors out of work for rappers-turned-sub-par thespians desperate for the world's attention.

Failure To Launch is the number 1 movie at the box office this weekend failing to instill me with confidence that the general public has any grasp of quality, intelligence or good taste.

Paris Hilton is still a pain in the ass. Oh ya, and also, what has she got to do with entertainment again? Does she even have a job? Enough on that.

Movie theater owners are considering jamming cell phone reception in an attempt to stop annoying conversations during films. For this added service, admission prices will be raised to a minimal $34. But just think. No phone calls! Ofcourse, this still won't stop the annoying pimply fuckers behind you from kicking your seat and talking throughout the film. And ofcourse you will still unknowingly leave the theatre with a big oil stain on your pants from the topping-soaked-through bag of shitcorn.

Hooray for Hollywood.