Dress Codes For The Culturally Depraved

Ya know, I work right by the Hockey Hall of Fame and it never ceases to amaze me how many people go there wearing big, gaudy hockey jerseys of their favorite hockey team.

I don't get that.
I mean, its just a hockey museum, right? No one's actually going there to play a pick up game of shinney, are they?

Why would you wear a costume of your favorite hockey player to a museum? I mean, you don't see people strolling around the Musée du Louvre in Paris dressed up as Mona Lisa.

Then again, I get the feeling these aren't the same people that you'd find at the Musée du Louvre...period. Call it a hunch.