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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Time For A Coffee Break...


There's nothing more deflating than going into a Tim Horton's and ordering a double-double only to have the counterperson stare back at you blankly.

For those who don't know, Tim Horton's is an American-owned, but Canadian mass-marketed convenient food chain that has overrun the Great White North like...well, like the plague....or....apathy. Whichever.

In Canada, there is 1 Tim Horton's shop for every 3 Canadians. I'm not making that up.

In fact, if you think there are a lot of Starbuck's coffee houses in America, well in Canada, every Starbuck's shop must be within a block of at least two Tim Horton's. That's a law I think.

Oh, and one last note. Wherever there is a Tim Horton's...there is a dude begging for change not far away.