Tuesday, August 02, 2005
About Me
- Name: Saucy Monk
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I like apples, long walks and feeling the fur of a chicken. Some people think I eat too much glue, but I say it clears up my acne. I have no reservation about admitting my infatuation with Randolph Mantooth and I think that makes me a strong person.
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